I mean, just look at his puddyness. He is definitely judging us all. Especially R.A. Salvatore (author of the book in the background). Puddy cat is judging aaallll.
He is so judgy. He is not even sure he wants to lay down and be belly-rubbed next to this book…
But why am I talking about this book? Well, I honestly think that having been an erotica writer spoiled it for me. Everytime a powerful female dark elf cracks a whip, forces a drow male into submission, or flexes their muscles, I keep thinking about the erotic undertones of the story. It’s extremely distracting. I know nothing sexual is going to happen… but I keep half-expecting it to happen because of the undertones I’m seeing.
It’s terrible. So So So distracting.
But let’s look at the silver lining… maybe I’ll get motivated to write a dark elf fantasy novel that’s full of erotic undertones that come to completion (haha!)? Who knows, who knows… for the moment I am paddling away at an erotic full-length novel (not Kim and Katrina’s!) and am trying so hard not to let myself be distracted by anything! Because damn… elves, whips, chains, sexy females all around… ooh la la!
Haha! Have you ever found erotic undertones in a book you really didn’t expect there to be any?
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